Two eggs, two tiny strips of bacon, and piece of toast is a common breakfast option provided in US diners. As far a a breakfast meal, I would suggest it is the quintessential breakfast order. I don't understand how that meager provision is adequate to satisfy someone at the start of the day. Six eggs and six full-sized bacon strips makes more sense. And I want four pieces of toast, buttered. If you can get that stacked into a sandwich, I'd sub English Muffins.

I don't trust those "one-poached-egg" elitists. They aren't hungry because they consumed the livers of human children before leaving their lair.

You can skip 7up Tropical. It won't kill you to drink it. It is a change of pace. But you will not feel you're living your best life by including it into your recreational consumption.

Fuck United for not providing entertainment screens. Fuck United for putting a bracket in the back of headrest where I can put my own device, useful only if I download their bullshit app, which can only be downloaded before takeoff. Hustle, hustle cattle.

Let's all be thankful we aren't military aged males in Russia. If you haven't kept score, check out the kill and casualty stats that Ukraine has racked up.